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Our Resume for Director of the Rochester International Airport

by thebreakfastbuzz , posted Jan 5 2012 6:39AM

Here's our resume! We think we'd do a great job based on our qualifications... what do you think?

NOTE: if it looks weird it's because Pat had to paste a word document on here... it won't look like this when we send it!

70 Commercial Street, Rochester, NY 14617 585-222-2899 kimray@rochesterbuzz.com
Kimberly Ray and Barry Beck
Objective	To become Director of the Rochester International Airport
Professional Highlights	Morning Show Hosts, WBZA-FM, 98.9 the Buzz § Create compelling, local, and entertaining show for listeners. § #1 rated morning show for 10 years. § Working with clients to improve their business. § August 5^th is Kimberly and Beck day, as recognized by the City of Rochester.
Skills	§ We like Airplanes. § Have flown in an airplane § Excellent at telling people what to do. § Awesome at drinking. § Strip Club Connoisseurs § Fluent in Redneck and Canadian. § We give pat downs like a boss.		§ Members of the Mile High Club. § Have Puked on an airplane § We know how to deal with snakes on a plane. § We come to work with our shoes off and laptop out of its carrier. § We help people solve their predicaments. § Unlike airplanes, we are always on time.
Employment History	Morning Show Hosts	98.9 the Buzz, Rochester, NY		July 2001 – Present.



Education	BS in Opinions	The School of Life
References	The Rahn Family The Gary Pignato Family Paul Monochino Chastity Lotta Susanne Corona The Nick Joseph Family

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Topics : Entertainment_Culture, Politics, Religion_Belief
Social : Entertainment_Culture, Politics, Religion_Belief
Locations : New York, Rochester
People : Barry Beck, Chastity Lotta, Kimberly Ray, Paul Monochino, Susanne Corona

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01/05/2012 6:51AM

Our Resume for Director of the Rochester International Airport

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01/05/2012 7:50AM

Thoughts on resume

I have to say that just made my morning. That's pretty epic. The highlight of the resume for me was the skills section for sure. If you can deal with snakes on a plane you're beyond qualified. haha

01/05/2012 8:33AM

also add

you forgot to add that you officially entered and failed AA meetings on several occasions. Also can drink anyone under the table and not feel drunk when your done.

01/05/2012 8:51AM

Lol

This is great

01/05/2012 5:01PM

u forgot

you forgot ex Sgt. Paul Monachino. the dwi cop from er

01/05/2012 5:07PM

HaHaHa!!!

OMG, this is so funny! Thanks for the hearty laughs to end my day on a positive note! You guys are awesome!!

01/05/2012 5:12PM

Resume

omg, couldnt wait to get home and show my husband, we are both still laughing. You are great

01/05/2012 5:51PM

another addition needed

don't forget that you have experience in drinking and driving, so if it happens again, you WON'T get caught.

01/05/2012 8:59PM

Professional awesomeness

This is fantastic! Let's not forget "No pictures tooken, but will be tooken upon request". Love this!

01/09/2012 8:32AM

Of course I'm serious

Don't forget to mention that you prefer not to be called "Shirley"

01/09/2012 1:17PM

"We help people solve their predicaments."

LMAO! Also funny: References section. But you should have put John Parrinello in that section. Then when asked about it, he could've said "That - is - POPPYCOCK!"

01/10/2012 6:00PM

wow

kimberly is a moron

01/11/2012 3:08PM

Best thing ever

Love this its great!