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Mike Danger

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BuzzFeed-Wed. 9/14/11

I was born to lick your face
I've been in a very hard to describe mood lately.  The closest I can come to describing it is that I feel like Chevy Chase in this clip...

If you think YOU'RE having a bad day...
At least doctors didn't have to remove an eel from your bladder after it wiggled its way up your junk.
People do strange thing in an effort to look young.  I don't care what the benefits are, keep the slithering beasts away from my nether region.  I already have one down there with a mind of its own.

For the ladies...
Let me apologize.  Ladies, for the last week or so, we've been neglecting you.  Football has started back up and, at times, you may have felt like second fiddle.  Let me assure you that is not the case, and as a token of my appreciation for everything you do for us, please enjoy this picture of sex-symbol Tom Jones in a Speedo.  You're welcome.

1 Corinthians 13:4
I just found out I'm reading at my sister-in-laws wedding in a couple of weeks.  I get the "love is patient, love is kind" verse from Corinthians.  Trust me, there won't be a dry eye in the house when I'm done.  I'm thinking of either going over dramatic with my reading, or reading the entire verse in the voice of Kermit The Frog.  Tough call.

Shout out to all of the first responders and anyone involved in that massive explosion and fire at the propane plant in Mumford.  Another example of citizens who are far superior to us mortals.  Go ahead, ask me to go near an exploding propane plant.  I'll just run the other way.  Thanks.  True heroes.

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09/14/2011 8:56AM
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