MARIANO ALL THE THINGS!
Congrats to Yankees closer Mariano Rivera on becoming Major League Baseball's all time saves leader. Also, congrats to ESPN for not doing 45 minutes on Sportscenter showcasing the record. He's the best. We get it. It's not like he cured cancer.
The Great Ones
Lordy! Wayne Gretzski's daughter is smoke! I WOULD COMPLIMENT HER FASHION SENSE SO HARD! Nice to see the positive influence that her Playboy posing mother has had on her. "Ugh. Her face is so jacked up!" says every female looking over your shoulder as you look at this picture. Thanks for pointing that out, sugarpop. I actually didn't even notice her face.
How to lose friends
On Twitter yesterday I caught someone with the following update:
"Can't wait til dancing with the stars tonight!! #DWTS suchh an amazing cast"
And up to this point, I never thought those word had been thought, let alone published. Yuck.
Happy Birthday, you slut you!
Lita Ford turned *gulp* 53 yesterday. I heard she went to a party last Saturday night. She didn't get laid, she got in a fight. It ain't no big thing. Hearing that she's 53 sure doesn't make me feel any younger. All I know is I ruined many a sock as a teenager at the peak of her popularity.