BuzzFeed-Mon. 10/3/11
by Mike Danger
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posted Oct 3 2011 9:13AM
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 We clean up well
Big weekend for our family as my sister-in-law Lora got hitched. Normally, I would take ANY wedding as an invitation to broadcast snark and disdain, but I just could not do it this weekend. It was, all in all, nearly perfect. We had the rehearsal dinner at Brook House on Friday night. Your hero did a reading during the ceremony (Killed it. Like you had to ask?), and the reception at Brook Lea was a lot of fun. I mean, usually, at least the wedding DJ is someone I can attack. Not in this case. Like I said, a lot of fun. Really excited for the newlyweds and happy to have the family that I do.
The Bills are who we thought they were!
Now, I didn't watch much of the Bills yesterday, but can anyone be surprised by the outcome? A loss to the Bengals screams playing down to your competition. Typical Bills. Now, Philly comes to town and they're due. Could be a rough few weeks if you're a Bills fan. Meanwhile, my Bears won yesterday because apparently Carolina didn't get the memo: DO NOT KICK THE BALL TO DEVIN HESTER. Best ever. Next, they travel to Detroit for a Monday Night matchup against the undefeated (!!!) Lions. I haven't been nervous about a Bears/Lions matchup since the days of Barry Sanders. This Lions team is scary, though. Playing with a ton of confidence.
Spiders
If you have ever been threatened by a spider in the past, you should know that they are also capable of propaganda. The misunderstood spider meme. Actual laughter was produced.
 The height of my Twitter experience
I know I go on often about Twitter. I'm an addict. Friday was neat because I discovered that a childhood hero of mine has begun following me. The TREMENDOUS William Zabka. Zabka is best known for playing the role of "Johnny" in the original Karate Kid (I hate that I have to clarify it as 'the original'. Die, Hollywood. And take Will Smith with you.), but he also played the bad guy/bully/jerk role in several other 80's movies. This occurrence can only raise my game. Knowing that this guys is potentially reading the updates I dish out means I have to be on. Always. The last thing I need is to viciously get my leg swept. Strike hard! Strike fast! No mercy, SIR!
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