I see gravy
Anyone know what happened to the cute kid from 6th Sense? Seems like Haley Joel Osment grew up. Lordy. Ladies, can I get a verdict? You like a man with a little junk in the...face? "That's so mean!" says the slightly overweight girl who works in your HR department. I'm not trying to be mean. I think it's great that he's learned how to cook. Dude looks healthy. Well fed, even.
Dirty, dirty nipples!
I made the observation last week that we, as a society, can be backwards sometimes. We kill dictators and terrorists and the pictures are ALL OVER media outlets. Bloody. Violent . Gorey. ALL OVER THE PLACE. Meanwhile, a nip slip sends us all into a frenzy. Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" hits close to home because it totally changed the way we in radio conduct ourselves. That was an expensive nipple. Fast forward to this weekend when I catch VH1's "Pop Up Video" reboot. Cool, right? Well, they're showing the video for "Pumped Up Kicks" and they bleep out "gun," "bullet," and "trigger". Better safe than sorry I guess. Oh, wait. This is on VH1. The same network who had a hood rat pooping on a staircase for Flavor Flav's show. Come on.
At the end of the day... My pal Terry brought something to my attention over the weekend. "At the end of the day" has run its course. Actually, it probably ran its course about 5 years ago, but people still say it. Stop. Saying that doesn't help prove your point, it makes you sound like an idiot who's trying too hard. See also: "Just sayin'". It's awful. And if you say it, at the end of the day, you're awful by proxy.
I made a "Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse" crack the other day and it got me in some hot water. It needs to stop. I mean, the joke is at least 10 years old. Talk about beating a dead horse...